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May the 9th. This day never happened to me. XDD

KIDDIES, always eat something before, during and after your drunken orgy sessions and drink heaps of water, especially during and after. KEEP A WATER BOTTLE FULL AND NEAR YOU KAY?
Why is it that you remember simple crap like that when you're absolutely sober and it's absolutely no use to you? D:

Haha this one friend and I went to have a bit of a drink at our university bar because we "needed to drown our woes" in my friend's quote. XD and I don't drink often so it was an occassion.
Her reason: frustration over a dude. [it's always love that does things to us ay?]
...I really didn't have a reason I think haha, just to accompany her and to be COMPLETELY truthful and lame, I drank coz I got a B. D8 I'LL NEVER GET ANOTHER B! that's what I swore when I was throwing up in the middle of the night. XD;;


But anyway, we gained access to the bar around 1pm on a Friday after all our classes coz we're good students who don't skip classes. I KNOW! XD
We had like, if I remember correctly which I really can't, some blue shit with lemonade, some orange shit with lemonade, gin and tonic, baileys with midori, vodka and tonic, coke and rum, magarita, one shot of vodka and 2 shots of tequila to wash that all down.

LMAO IT WASN'T MEANT TO GO SO FAR AT ALL!
I remember my friend getting called up by security coz she was doing too many weird things with her arms, I broke a shot glass, dropped my phone and couldn't get it back together again, got a voicemail from ma but hell if I knew what she was saying and texted all my friends with weird crap nobody understood. Oh and I tried and failed to walk a straight line and down some stairs, but I thought I was pretty good.

Hahaha I'm sorry if you're my friend~ it comes with great confusion and burden LOLOL XDDD it's amazing though, I acted completely sober till I got home, had a shower and collapsed at my bed. Ma didn't even know I went drinking, I'm that good at acting ahaha.
2am~4am spent doing awesome things involving me deep thoating my own fingers and cleaning out my stomach. GOH I saw what I had for breakfast, since I forgot with all that drinking ya know? Not that you'd want to know. XD
I couldn't fall back asleep and I really wanted to crawl downstairs to mum so she could make something to calm my stomach. And a hug. ]: But then I didn't want her finding out I've been hurling so I got my demented phone out and listened to her voicemail to fall asleep to.LOSERXD;;

UGH, I'm never drinking like that again. x___x; I went to the bathroom this morning and smelt the alcohol and kinda dry heaved...there's nothing left to chuck out anymore! DX
and my friend was just fine with her proper dinner and full bottles of water. Asshole XDD

I doubt I'm completely sober yet. My stomach's still mad at me... ah and sorry to those I might have ignored on MSN-- I was semi wasted and had no idea what was going on. NEVER DOING THAT EVER AGAIN! Apologies if I did say anything stupid, even though I can manage that perfectly without drinking. x)

Okay, now I'm off to get scolded by ~LoneHana and Candy some more for my 'hectic' unacceptable behavior. XD;